December 10, 2010

sila ready.

referring to the title,
entry ni aku tulis sebab nak sumpah seranah.
so, sila ready to whom it may concern.

i have to take a bus to go to sahalam from melaka today.for my car is with my sis.
kalau aku ni ade mental sket,aku ingat aku nak sue la company bus tu.

i asked the ticket-girl,
"bus ni non-stop kan?"
that girl pon nodded.dengan muke kerek dye.
while i was about to buy the ticket,all she did was angkat kening (body language tanye nak ape la konon.panta* aa.tanye la proper question,aku ni customer beb..)

then naik bus,
boleh plak stop2 pick up orang kat tepi jalan.sanggup lalu jalan dalam,baru pastu masuk highway.
but* aa.sume orang bole je pegi melaka sentral.kau apahal, macam tuan besar nak suruh bus tunggu depan gate umah kau!

bus pon satu,kalau boleh sume RnR nak singgah.memang macam haram.
driver dye pulak just cant stop terpekik-pekik 'sia*! sia*! sia*!' when he talked on the phone with his friend because he has to drive the old and ugly bus.
bro,lu bawak passengers bro.dari sume lapisan masyarakat.siap ade tourists lagi.(tourist cari dalam buku language agaknye 'sia*' tu ape.hahaha)show some respect la.
listening to him all the way to sahalam really pissed me off.rase macam nak tembak je driver.bodoh!

da sampai sahalam,
aku turun cari cab.
pastu cab cakap kat aku,
'bodo aa adek ni.jalan kaki jelah.' pastu dye blah.mmg pu****k aa.

kau bodohkan aku?
pegi mati la lakhanat.nak aku bakar cab kau ke?
suke hati aku la.uma aku dekat aku nak naik cab.
aku bayar la bangang.memang laju je tangan aku tadi nak fail complaint.
nasib baik iman gwa kuat beb.kalau tak,aku da tendang bal** abang cab tu.

dah la lua panas, hati aku memang tengah menyirap.
pastu aku blah dari tempat cab tu, aku jerit 'BAB*!!!"


si pemarah,
nfhms.

3 comments:

Fanzi Ruji said...

sabar fara.. sabar.. tp mmg lahanat la dorang tu.. hehe..

fs said...

ade cab tu tanak anta aku pegi balik uma.so,aku kene jalan kaki.

geram siot!

Valossa Vicious said...

This is really funny! HAHAHA Walaupun kau tulis ngan marah la sebenarnya. LOL